Blame Harris!!
January 9th, 2008 by joyce112OMG OMG HARRIS MURDERED MY LAPTOP!!
Well, technically its not my laptop anymore cause I sold it to my boss, but STILL!!!! HE KILLED IT!! And only after ONE day with him! =(
He wanted to reformat it and he inserted the cd, then omg omg..I was like..what’s that sound?? Then he said, its coming from the laptop. Then I said, stop lying!! Where is it coming from? Then after a while he told me..HARD DISK CRASHED!! T_T
OMG, HARRIS KILLED IT!! I wanted to cry… =(
I told him, its my precious laptop!! What did you do with it! Then he said nothingggg. -_- Then I was like..then whyyy did it crash?? And only after one day with you!! I was almost in tears and he was like..don’t worry! Its only a hard drive! I’ll get it fixed with a 250gb one!
Then I said, NO! You’re not supposed to change anything!! Then he said, its JUST a hard drive!! =(( Then he was like..AHA!! I BET YOU GAVE IT A NAME!! COME ON!! TELL ME WHAT NAME DID YOU GIVE IT!!
-_- Stupid harris! I was like..nooo…I didnt give it a name!! Then Cliff was like..I bet you gave it a name! I BET YOU NAMED HIM ****. Then I was like..where did that come from?? =p
Then Harris was like…its JUST like a brain transplant!! It’ll be over soon! Then I said NO!!! ITS MORE LIKE A HEART TRANSPLANT!! ITS EVERYTHING!! YOU’RE GONNA CHANGE ITS HEART!! T_T
And Cliff and Nick had to make things worse by repeating everything I said and laughing. T_T
Hahhaa..Funny thing is that I finally got to put the BLAME HARRIS INTERNATIONAL SDN BHD to use!! This is a group that his bunch of friends made on facebook where you basically blame Harris for everything bad that has happened to you! I joined it for quite a while but never got to use it. Just now I went and made a post. I just said.. OMG OMG, HARRIS MURDERED MY LAPTOP!
LOL. OK!! I still feel sad about it but I feel wayyyy better than I did just now in the office.
*This is the highlight of my day in the office! Things are wayy crazier now that Harris is there.
OOoo..I remember now! I was at his table trying to see what happened to the laptop and I keep asking him to restart it. Then he was like. No matter how many times you restart it, its going to be the sameee!! I said, I don’t care. Just restart it. LOL. So he did it for me..and I wasn’t satisfied and he did it like 3 more times! But it didn’t work too! Then he showed me his calendar. He was like..LOOK AT MY CALENDAR!
Then I turned to look, but I didnt notice it..I was like what calendar!!! Then my boss came out of his office and Nick was there and Cliff was there. They were like OMG OMG, you didnt see the calendar! NO WONDER!! YOU"RE A GIRL!! Then I finally realised it!
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The calendar is like full of girls in bikinis and like super huge boobs that looks like its about to fall out! -_-" Stupid guys!!
OMG, this post is soo long! Anyways, we got 2 new workstations and its near the window! Then my boss was like Joyce, you’re always complaining that you’re cold. Do you want to move there? I was like @_@. YES YES!!
Then I said, but can I try it out first?? If I don’t like it I want to move back!!! Then everyone started laughing and he just shook his head. Then I said, I also want to move my computer over there!! And he was like..you already have your laptop! Then I said…NO!! I want both! I work on both everyday! LOL
Then Harris was like..if you sit there, make sure you sit properly! I was like whyy?? Then he said, I dont want those guys down there to be looking up and whistling everyday! Cause the whole wall is a window..I mean its glass and according to him..you can look up and see everything if someone is using a skirt! I never realised that!!
OMG! Now I am going to move from sitting behind Cliff to sitting in front of Harris and in front of Nick. But I think I will like it at the window more! Hmm..I’ll try it out and if I dont like it then I’ll move back! =)







